human-dna-hotdogsThis article is not satire. Sources at the bottom.

A company that uses genomic analysis technology to derive the contents of food has found a disturbing “additive” in some of the hot dogs they tested- human DNA.

Clear Food chalks up the find to 2% of all hotdogs tested to hygienic issues. 

Overall, the company said it found that 14.4 percent of hot dogs were problematic in some way.

From the CBS article on the subject:

A new report, adds extra meaning to the phrase “you don’t want to know how the sausage gets made.”

The company analyzed 345 hot dog and sausage products from 75 brands and 10 retailers, and said they found “human DNA in 2% of the samples, and in 2/3rds of the vegetarian samples.”

Additionally, 10 percent of all vegetarian products appeared to contain meat.

Clear food says these are their top brands, making a score of 90 or better, and the higher the score the better (these are the most trusted brands to eat, out of the 75 tested).

Top 10 Specialty and Regional Hot Dog Brands

Gardein1. Gardein95
Taverrite's2. Taverrite’s93
Field to Family Natural Foods3. Field to Family Natural Foods92
Evergood Fine Foods4. Evergood Fine Foods93
Showboat Sausage5. Showboat92
Diestel6. Diestel91
Nature's Rancher7. Nature’s Rancher91
Yves Veggie Cuisine8. Yves Veggie Cuisine91
Fra'Mani9. Fra’Mani Handcrafted Foods90
Lou's Famous10. Lou’s Famous90

We don’t care if Butterball came in #1 after the abuse reports and videos we’ve seen in the news, we would never eat this product. We do however recommend the list above!

Butterball1. Butterball96
McCormick2. McCormick96
Eckrich3. Eckrich96
Hebrew National4. Hebrew National96
Simply Balanced5. Simply Balanced93
Aidells6. Aidells92
Jennie-O7. Jennie-O91
Boar's Head8. Boar’s Head91
Oscar Mayer9. Oscar Mayer90
O organics10. O Organics90

Source (Mainstream news- this is REAL)

Here is the explanation of what’s happened, given by Clear Foods. Personally, we want to know WHY they aren’t saying which brands contained human DNA and which vegetarian dogs contained meat. Again, I would only stick with the top list.

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